Hi I'm Jordan

...& I'm a diamond in the rough

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Shadow Days (:60 Clip)

jhnmyr:

Here’s a clip of the first single off Born and Raised, called “Shadow Days.” I’m excited to share the first bit of sound from the album… Been looking forward to a post like this since October 14, 2010, the first day I started writing this group of songs. Enjoy.

I am ecstatic about this

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seasonlessinstinct:

Will forever be a fan of this song <3

Me too

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azizisbored:

Essential reading for any gentleman!
gq:

What Would Jean-Ralphio Do? (WWJ-RD?)
Parks and Recreation’s Snake Juice entrepreneur offers love advice and more.

GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?” Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”GQ: What’s the ideal date? Jean-Ralphio: Me, Snake Juice, anything by Tyrese or Sisqó playing in the background, waterbed.GQ: You’re in fifth grade. It’s math class. Julie sends you a note: I think you’re kinda cute.” What’s your next move?Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.GQ: You’re 83 years old. It’s bingo night. Ethel makes eye contact. What’s your next move?Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.

azizisbored:

Essential reading for any gentleman!

gq:

What Would Jean-Ralphio Do? (WWJ-RD?)

Parks and Recreation’s Snake Juice entrepreneur offers love advice and more.



GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?”
Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”

GQ: What’s the ideal date?
Jean-Ralphio: Me, Snake Juice, anything by Tyrese or Sisqó playing in the background, waterbed.

GQ: You’re in fifth grade. It’s math class. Julie sends you a note: I think you’re kinda cute.” What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.

GQ: You’re 83 years old. It’s bingo night. Ethel makes eye contact. What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.




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sirmitchell:

If these two had a show together it would be cancelled within five minutes. Interrupted by a breaking news story about the thousands of people who died from laughter while watching it. But when they cut to the anchor, he’s slumped over on his desk, dead from only having witnessed the last 15 seconds. 

sirmitchell:

If these two had a show together it would be cancelled within five minutes. Interrupted by a breaking news story about the thousands of people who died from laughter while watching it. But when they cut to the anchor, he’s slumped over on his desk, dead from only having witnessed the last 15 seconds. 

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